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The Gay Divorcee


Not ALL Christians are for this amendment. I, although I hesitate to paint myself with such a lacquered moniker, am a hetero believer in Jesus (whatever that may mean to y'all) and as such I feel it is my duty to love my fellow man (in a brotherly manner`/;o)>). I'm even inclined to love my fellow woman, though two hetero marriages has somewhat dimmed my feeling of safety around the predator sex. Actually, I believe marriage to be better suited for Gays than Heteroes. I mean, just what sadist was it that decided that men and women could live together in close proximity? It's hard enough to get through a three hour date unscathed. Valentines Day is a veritable minefield of dangers. As St Augustine said, "If God felt that Adam needed a companion, why didn't he just create another man?

OK, OK, ladies, you're all wonderful in your own right, and certainly stronger than men in every way except that which has mattered down through the ages till lawyers took over. Take the word male, erase the top off the a, and what do you have? It's just that your rights seem to be stronger than my left, martially speaking. Either way, I feel less threatened around gay guys (because I am not sexually attracted) and lesbian women (because they are not to me) than I am around red necked or pious idiots lacking in any sensibility, or hungry women lacking in any understanding of my need for solitude.

Thusly and therefore, I am totally in favor of marriage rights for gays. Why should heteroes be the only ones to suffer through divorce and the legalities thereof. Then again, maybe you guys can actually teach us something about love.

God speed and a stout heart to y'alls. Jesus loves everyone. Besides, it is evident that the Apostle Paul (the guy who actually invented Christianity) was gay, though in the prayer closet about it.

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